"FakeNews9"

This is a drawing I did of myself using just my left foot. And I'm right footed. Fake News 9 was born out of necessity. It is built on integrity. It is hungry for knowledge. And potato salad. When I make potato salad I use russet potatoes. I peel them, chop them, into bite-sized hunks, boil them in salted water, drain them, and set them aside. I also boil an egg or two with the potatoes. Chop egg and add to potatoes in a bowl. Cook and chop up some bacon, put that in there. Add mayo, yellow mustard, chopped up celery, one chopped up pickle spear, a little pickle juice, fresh dill, salt, pepper, and a pinch or two of cayenne if you're daring. When most broadcast news organizations take a left or a sharp right on a story, we prefer to kick back with a bowl of potatoe salad. That's what we're all about here at Fake News 9.

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Good night America.